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Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo 

Having sex with a woman during her period.
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

Introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo 

Having sex with a woman who is having her period.
Ugh ... my girlfriend just got her period, so now I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!

Max John Harding Thomas 

Its max, thats all just some guy from some town.
Hey "Max John Harding Thomas" How are you?

thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.
I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

Thomas John Morris 

Man who pulls all girls into his car and smashed them in the Krogers parking lot
"Yo you see Thomas John Morris over there?he smashed t women in his pick up truck one time!"
Thomas John Morris by Jrjfjddbeb October 19, 2023

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles 

Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles
Thomas John Ellis Is Dennis Jackson Robles