John McCain

Current U.S. Senator from Arizona and running as a Republican for President of the United States. He is a war hero and was a prisoner of war during Vietnam. However, being a war hero does not qualify anyone to be President of the U.S. He is a traitor to the Republican party and masquerades himself as a Conservative by stabbing his party in the back and voting with liberal Democrats on critical Congressional Bills. He has cosponsored many Congressional Bills with very liberal Russ Feingold of Wisconsin (McCain-Feingold) and Edward Kennedy of Massachusettes (McCain-Kennedy). He has numerous times voted against tax cuts and limited Congressional spending. This man will do anything and say anything by relying on voter ignorance to become President of the United States. He can easily criticize his opponents but can't take the criticisim towards himself. He has attacked his Repeblican opponents and calling himself the "most consistent Reagan Conservative." What a joke and a clown. To prove he isn't a Conservative, he was endorced by the New York Times and the Boston Globe. Go figure. Unfortunately his tactics coupled with voter ignorance will probably result in the Republican nomination for President.

He is the epitome of the word REPUBLICRAT, and it's people like him who are what is everything wrong with Washington.
John McCain is masquerading himself as a friend of Republicans and Conservatives but, in reality, is sucking up to the liberals and far left to get elected. He lacks integrity and will NEVER get my vote. He is a clown and should join the circus.
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1. bush jr.
2. thus making him a douche too.
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John McCain

The Republican nominee for the 2008 Presidential Election.

McCain began his campaign claiming to be a "Maverick" Republican, and making assertions to the effect that he was going to improve the Republican party's reputation by acting UNLIKE George W. Bush (U.S. President, like it or not, years 2000-2008).

Has recently decided to act more and more like an incredibly conservative Republican, in an attempt to convince extremists that he is their candidate while trying to keep as many moderate voters as possible.

May be compared to a certain black-robed fictional character in George Lucas' "Star Wars". Both McCain and this fictional character began with moderate views, but were slowly corrupted by the Dark Side. Both have failed to do much for their sickly wives. Both of them have been captured in wartime (failing their mission) and subsequently rescued, to return as a glorious "hero". Both McCain and Vader -- oops, did I say that? -- are hideous in their old age, with bad skin and copious wrinkles. McCain is also capable of grabbing people by the throat using the Force.
Vote John McCain -- he's not George W. Bush!

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Vote John McCain -- he's not black!

Vote John McCain -- or he'll kill you with his deathgrip!
by McCain Unable September 11, 2008
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Very,Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, old dinosaur age guy who looks like a fucking turtle.
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Dude#2: No it's not, It's John McCain.

Dude#1: Oh your right!!

Both: Laughing
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John McCain

1) A person who has gone from a principled, formerly tortured war veteran to one who is senile and willing to pander to the lowest common denominator in a desperate attempt to win an election.

2) A windbag; an crotchety old man who will scream at children to get off his lawn.

3) A man who has sold his soul to the devil, or has forgotten where he placed it.
"That John McCain over there just told my daughter he would fire bomb her if she didn't stop playing in his sprinkler."
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