splode

v. To experience a voluminous, high pressure (generally male) orgasm.

After she gargled my balls and hoovered my johnson for a half-hour, I splode all over her face.

by Watermelon Boy November 10, 2008

Splode

To spontaneously explode in an adorable way, usually involving stuffed animals, hearts, and lots of sparkling glitter.

I was filled with so much love, I thought I was gonna splode!

by Sesquipedaliman January 27, 2015

splode

A type of exploding, but caused by self-inflicted methods.

He held on to the grenade too long, and he sploded.

by nsanity February 05, 2004

splode

Short hand for something that explodes.

OMG HIS HEAD JUST SPLODED!

by Tastytoast April 09, 2009

Splode

A bastardization of ka-splode, which is a bastardization of explode.

As the rocket smashed into "Splode's" computer, it sploded.

by Fatass February 18, 2003

Splode

what happens to your head when someone just wont shut up!

Be quite or my head will splode!

by C:/dos run December 11, 2004

splode

The act of shooting sperm

I cant hold it in im bout to splode...
Im gonna splode on yo face.

by paluka January 21, 2006