splode

v. To experience a voluminous, high pressure (generally male) orgasm.

After she gargled my balls and hoovered my johnson for a half-hour, I splode all over her face.

by Watermelon Boy March 28, 2009

Splode

To spontaneously explode in an adorable way, usually involving stuffed animals, hearts, and lots of sparkling glitter.

I was filled with so much love, I thought I was gonna splode!

by Sesquipedaliman January 26, 2015

splode

A type of exploding, but caused by self-inflicted methods.

He held on to the grenade too long, and he sploded.

by nsanity February 5, 2004

splode

Short hand for something that explodes.

OMG HIS HEAD JUST SPLODED!

by Tastytoast April 9, 2009

Splode

A bastardization of ka-splode, which is a bastardization of explode.

As the rocket smashed into "Splode's" computer, it sploded.

by Fatass February 18, 2003

Splode

what happens to your head when someone just wont shut up!

Be quite or my head will splode!

by C:/dos run December 10, 2004

splode

The act of shooting sperm

I cant hold it in im bout to splode...
Im gonna splode on yo face.

by paluka January 21, 2006