Cookie monster

Jakob: When you have a son who came out of you being 10lbs 3oz and finds out there is cookies in the house, who then becomes faster then the speed of light and eats them all before you have a chance to grab one!!! Cookie monster lol

Jakob becomes a cookie monster when mom goes grocery shopping and buys cookies

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

Durr monster

A creature in the woods that comes out when it smells dick or other camp fire foods to take and devour. After screaching its horrifying cry in a deep growl, "DURRRR", it finds the nearest minor to do the deed with. Appears most in heavily wooded areas, stalking campers. It takes a special obsession with the obese. By the time you hear "DURRRR" your ASS already belongs to IT.

"DURRR"
"What was that?"
"Have you never heard of the Durr monster, IT indulges in fat minors"

by OGnaturalist May 11, 2024

the monster energy

the monster energy is a sex move in which you chug a can of monster energy drink and blow it into the woman's vagina and let it fizz up, when it's done impatiently put your penis inside to feel the fizz.

Last night me and my girlfriend did the monster energy and she also licked the juices that got out.

by JJs19 September 21, 2020

cookie monstering

When you cut a battery cable at an awkward angle and nothing will crimp to it.

To bad you're cookie monstering it, or it would fit.

by Plop August 5, 2016

Module Monster

A monster that likes certain classes taught at residential care homes. The monster often jumps up and down happily taking in all the sights and sounds. Module Monsters really like art, exercise, and various other things. Look out for the Module Monster; its coming to a care home near you!

Brad: Hey Beatrice, how's it going?

Beatrice: Hey, aren't you Brad Hammers? I've heard a lot about you.

Brad: Well, I've heard an awful lot about Bryant's Gunny Granny. Pleasure to meet you!

Beatrice: Oh, he told you? Do you know my creed?

Brad: Yes, but I'd love to hear you say.

Beatrice: A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.

Bryant: Hey guys, what's going on? Is it time for the modules class yet?

Brad: Just about time there, Module Monster!

Beatrice: What on Earth is a Module Monster? I never saw it.

Bryant: A Module Monster is a monster that likes module classes. It likes to do all sorts of fun stuff.

Beatrice: Cool! Any monster friend of yours is a friend of mine.

Brad: Bryant is a huge Module Monster and my go-to-guy. He's gonna help me introduce Qigong to everyone.

Master Ken: Yeah, Qigong is beautiful. They'd really like it. You'll make a great teacher!

Bryant: Module Monsters! Fun stuff forever!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 20, 2011

Grocery Monster

One who consumes massive amounts of groceries, mostly junk food.

You better lock your fridge and cupboards because the grocery monster is coming!

by Asshole862 November 14, 2011

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by DefiniteIyNotCoveredInShit September 18, 2021