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Post Yogurt

Musician Post Malone's name given at birth. Post Yogurt as a name was discouraged by his gang stalkers so, you know.
Antagonist: That Post Yogurt album was ill-conceived and lacking in form.

Protagonist: Fuck you and your antiquated name for Post Malone.

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post-shame

the residual feeling and realization of shame that takes place once you've shamed yourself and you recognize what you've done; anxiety and feelings of low self-worth are all symptoms of post-shame
I feel so much post-shame right now from doing that keg stand at that party last night and falling flat on my face in front of the guy I like.
by iamkenneth December 8, 2013
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Post-season Depression

A period of minor depression following the end of a sports season. It is most common in high school athletes.
Person 1: “Damn, I just ain’t been right since the track season ended”
Person 2: “You got some post-season depression
by august rain June 5, 2022
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after or later
by Therealdawg February 27, 2017
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Post-Owned Car

A car for sale after having been previously owned
I'm gonna go buy a post-owned car
by Iamafox March 29, 2024
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Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
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PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder

PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.
PTSD - Post Traumatic Steve Disorder is a paranoia many liberals suffer from on Facebook when confronted with a troll that hurts their feelings. They instinctively call that troll Steve because Steve hurt them so bad nearly a decade ago and they still fear him. He also haunts their waking thoughts and dreams.

All I said was “hilarious” and that weak liberal suffering from PTSD called me Steve because he used that word eight years ago. What a pussy!
by DaJokerOwnsYourSoul January 23, 2024
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