Jake

Jake is usually tall, skinny, and fast. He’s never a show-off and usually hangs with smaller groups. Also a great thrower and catcher.

Hey jake, wanna play moss?

by Ifweaupifw May 21, 2021

jake singer

The most painful person to be around. He is often screaming racial slurs, whilst parading around in his typical WW2, Nazi German uniform, screeching out his misogynistic arguments whilst he is stepping on the children of the proletarian families

Fuck! I hate this kid Jake Singer.

by Sloss_ February 23, 2017

Jake

The most perfect man in the world.

I have a crush on Jake...

by iZoulsone November 21, 2021

Jake

A gay pedo

Jake; I liike kkids

by JJAKEEEEE December 9, 2023

Jaking

Verb
Infinitive participle: jake
The act of a man taking his penis and hiding it between his thighs in order to create the illusion of female genitals.

I thought you were a chick, but you were just jaking!

by BrimmyWithTheStimmy January 20, 2024

Jakes Rizz

Jake has the most TOP TIER RIZZ especially in his pants he gets all the bitches

YOOO Jakes Rizz is crazy

by TwizzyRizh January 13, 2024

jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.

by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020