Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.
1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.
by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 03, 2024
To lick a pussy as if you are testing the temperature of a hot cup of tea with the tip of your tongue. Usually done by straight girls who are not really into eating pussy, but find themselves in a pussy eating situation.
Friend : How did your threesome go with Chad and his girl Kelly?
Lesbian: It was terrible. After I gave her head, all she did was tea tongue my pussy for 3 minutes. Then she went back to fucking her boyfriend. Fucking straight girls....
Lesbian: It was terrible. After I gave her head, all she did was tea tongue my pussy for 3 minutes. Then she went back to fucking her boyfriend. Fucking straight girls....
by AyeYoBish June 23, 2017
The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.
"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"
"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."
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