fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...

I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".

by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019

I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.

Example does not exist for I am not a bear

by KL MB February 21, 2013

Sloppy Bear Claw

1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.

2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.

Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.

by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019

ansy poo bear

ansy poo bear is the alpha , ansy poo bear is everything 🥺😈

omg my little ansy poo bear

by mylittlesusling June 16, 2021

Random neighborhood bear

Bear is fantastic, amazing and an overall kind person. They always try to help as many people as possible and they've brought much joy to so many people!

Keep being epik :D

They're so kind! They remind me of Random neighborhood bear!

by Queer Kueeng Katto January 30, 2021

Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while her partner pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

by Meeeeech April 4, 2007

Bear Stearns Effect

When individual assets are worth more than the total valuation.

When a group of girls as a whole seem unattractive but when viewed individually, aren't bad.

Opposite of the Cheerleader Effect.

Check out those girls again. We wrote them off before, but I think it's actually the Bear Stearns Effect.

by Sante Fe September 6, 2011