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mentally cummed

When you have been sufficienly and generously satisfied mentally. It is the zenith of mental pleasure, espcially amongst intellectuals or it can be just some funny comment or remark said or written so well that it can can make the recipients of the remark or comment say "Well that made my day"
"Man that book by Jose was so eloquent and so fantastic, it was quite stimulating and fantastic...I am mentally cummed"

"Our math teacher mentally cummed himself when he found a type in your SAT workbook"

"Network TV mentally cums on America everyday"
by Edgar Him November 12, 2007
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Cum Conditioner

When you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of cum and it gets in her hair like conditioner
Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair
by A H Choo June 26, 2008
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cum collector

one that recives large amounts of cum on various parts of body
zoe the cum collector recived large amounts of cum in her ears and nose.
by ainollopajp August 5, 2008
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Dry cumming

It is when you jack off and before you cum ,you squeeze your dick hard so the load does not spread anywhere. It is usually done when there are no paper tissues or you are being a lazy turd.
Oh fuck, I am out of tissues. I better use that dry cumming technique so I don't wet nana's bed.
by Chelero July 18, 2016
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Cum and run

When you bang a girl you just met at a club in the bathroom, then leave after ORGASM leaving the condom on the floor for someone to slip on.
Carl asked Tim why he looked in pain after leaving the bathroom and he just replied
"I just went into the aftermath of a cum and run"
by Googleplex69 May 25, 2016
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Cum Dumpster

A whore who is used for sex. A person you dispose your jizz on.
by Noclone April 25, 2012
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Cum Master

A person who has mastered the art of the deed, and can have sex with anyone except the one of purest heart and soul. That person is their worst enemy. This title of Cum Master had only been claimed by Mr.Clean.
Cum Master- is in this example
by I am the new Cum Master January 15, 2021
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