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Vampire tea

An used tampon that, when put into boiling water, makes it bloody, terefore making it good source of food for vampires
A: You really prefer vampires over werewolfs? Are you insane? Werewolfs are fluffy, soft and hot and don't need to harm you to survive.

B: But vampires are handsome.

A: They are gross! Havn't you hear of vampire tea?!?!?!
by Opso Opos April 26, 2021
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Like a right Hobnob in the tea

To act like a right Hobnob in the tea, is to have a tantrum and deliberately sabotage something nice, either for yourself or someone else. Taken from the selfish nature of the hobnob biscuit, which presents itself as a tough 'come dunk me bro' biscuit, only to crumble when submerged. Similar to 'pissed on your chips'.
Stop it! You're ruining it for us! You're acting like a right hobnob in the tea!
by Dontleavemeunattended April 26, 2021
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slim tea

a drink that makes your bowel movement go brrrr, in hopes of getting yourself skinnier. But you’ll never lose weight, the only thing you’ll lose is your sense of dignity.
M: Did you drink the slim tea I gave you yesterday?
C: Girl! yes, I couldn’t stop pooping till’ 3 in the morning
by I’m A Ghost May 2, 2021
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Sheet-tea

Sheet-tea is a tea made from Goatweed aka Woolly Croton. The tea was used as a medicine for fighting fevers and colds. The origins come from fragmented and rapidly disappearing oral history of the indigenous blacks of North America.

The plant Woolly Croton is considered poisonous by scientist and there is no written uses for this plant or none that can be easily found.

The tea was prepared by placing a large pot of water over fire, turning off the fire once the water is boiling then placing the entire plant in the pot and covering it for 15-30 minutes or until the water darkens.
It's best to pick the Sheet-tea before first frost otherwise, it loses its potency.
by UnknowableOne July 10, 2022
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Spill the tea

To say the truth about something, or to be honest and stop lying.
Ibrahem Idres: have you heard about Jonala's news?
Ibrahem Rashed: No I haven't, spill the tea man.
by Ibrahem Idres July 12, 2022
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tea

tea is a very fun person to be around with. atleast she thinks that. she will always be here for you when you need it and she will give you the best hugs and cuddles! she loves her family and friends very much and will do anything for them. she wants you to know she is very proud of you and for you to keep going!
i love being with tea! she makes me feel safe.
by teaaaa<3 July 23, 2022
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Cold Tea

A “cold tea” is a British expression that is said to say if something is positive or negative.

If something is a “hot tea” then it’s positive. However if something is negative then it is a “cold tea”
Example 1: “Oh man that party was so dead. Just one disappointing cold tea.”

Example 2: “That was a steaming tea of a dinner thanks mum.”
by Parallel-knight July 23, 2022
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