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Oscar Socking

When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.
Owen was Oscar Socking it because he was lonely and sad.
by Me44longtime October 13, 2023
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Sock blocking

When one female keeps another female from getting a big toe in her sock
I can't take Janet to the club cause she is always sock blocking!
Bobby came over to the house last night and my mother totally came into my room without knOcking what a sock blocker
by nesmith July 24, 2011
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Poop Sock

Basically a sock full of poop that people hide from their moms for example Eric Green
Someone could hide a poop sock from their mom
by puss696969 September 8, 2019
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Wet socks

"Dude, I don't wanna sound rude, but this conversation is kinda wet socks right now."
by Nihplod_ February 14, 2021
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Sock Clot

a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.
Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks
by MoistCake July 14, 2017
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Sock emoji

Used by men to imply the summoning of demonic forces in order to accentuate the domination towards the female
:candle: :sock emoji: :candle:
by Hemir574 June 26, 2021
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sock enlarger

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.
Man, I sure need a sock enlarger now.
by Van1lla December 9, 2007
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