13.9 seconds

While making out with a chick and she starts to dry hump your leg and states she can cum in 13.9 seconds, and does just that.

I was making out with this chick and she started to dry hump my leg and came in 13.9 seconds. She then proceeded to say thanks and out the door she went.

by DIRTNAPP March 30, 2023

Emily Carr Secondary School

Emily Carr is full of retards ranging rom Obese teachers, weird anime kids, fags, pakis, italians to normal people. If you want to enter a shit show you'll wanna go to Emily Carr

Persin 1: Yo I'm going to Emily Carr Secondary School, you coming?
Person 2: Yeah, if you are I will
Person 3: is you people fr? Fuck that shit nigga I'll get home schooled

by MikeTython108 April 13, 2023

Clementi Town Secondry

The secondary school where the uniforms are confusing, hot, and ties get lost. Phones, the gems of our lives, has been taken forcefully and thrown into the locker. Us Clementeens Are all green flags (look at our shirt it's so obvious) And we have CCAP instead of form chers😔😔😔 9 different types of pasta exists here soooooo and it's next to Clementi mall 😍😍 The sch songs also the best and we got da iPads 😍😍😍

"wahlao... Why wear so much green ah boy" Ah Chong asked
"Oh... This? I'm from Clementi Town Secondry" Ah Ming responded proudly
"WAH!SUCH A BAD SCHOOL! MY SON AH... GO TO NANYANG!!!" Ah Chong exclaimed
"WAOW SO SMAR...wait Ur son go nanyang..?"

by MaXiaoTiao😍😍😍 February 6, 2024

Going Back For Seconds

reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.

"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Mary Ward Catholic secondary school

filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's

person: ewww smells like shit
me: thats Mary Ward catholic secondary school

by salamipooh November 12, 2023

Terry Fox Secondary

If any teachers are seeing this just remember that you gotta face reality
-K8T

Terry Fox Secondary is a place where you would see police cars everyday

by K8t34evuh November 20, 2023

Tanjong Katong Secondary School

A multi-gender school where the teachers are nice and have a lot of interesting programmes. Although the campus is small, the field is Olympics size standard

Tanjong Katong Secondary School is very nice and cool though the toilet not very clean

by f.ireinthe-holy February 14, 2024