The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021
Get the Real Programmer Spreadmug. A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.
by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020
Get the the real slim tittymug. by beanbags December 9, 2016
Get the Real Deal Chesterfieldsmug. When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.
Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.
Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.
Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !
Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.
Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !
by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023
Get the Real manningmug. When one says, "He/She is not real" this basically means that they are real-life NPC's. One might find these creators anywhere, especially Troy Highschool. This phrase was created by local fashion designer "@thatagood1" AKA "Nation" AKA "Good1" Aka "Damfoux" Aka "Toad". This man is class of 2022 as well and will be graduating soon. S/o my mfs in the library especially Mrs.G.
"This mf is not real"meaning mf is not real
"fucken fatass isn't real" meaning fucken fatass is not real
"fucken fatass isn't real" meaning fucken fatass is not real
by the third specialist February 18, 2022
Get the is not realmug. Akame (real) (gab) (beta male): lmao hes back
Festive liru fucker (real) (chad): fuck off
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male):*dies*
Festive liru fucker (real) (chad): fuck off
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male):*dies*
by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021
Get the Festive liru fucker (real)mug. No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.
Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
Get the The internet is realmug.