Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech September 23, 2012

Ninja

Just watch Naruto

I would love to be a ninja.

Naruto has ninja’s

by Dead_Rose42 August 2, 2021

arm ninja

somone who cuts/slits their wrist

josh: did you know *insert* cuts themselves?

you: yeah they r such a arm ninja

by chrismotionless November 24, 2022

hand ninja

a person skilled in the art of sexual-pleasure, usually Asian.

that Japanese girl gives great massages! she's one hell of a hand ninja

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 4, 2017

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021

brutal ninja

weird ass nigga who likes to see rud twerking but thats understandable who doesnt wanna see that

"damn why you acting like brutal ninja"
"brutal ninja has a massive cock"

by rduddy February 2, 2022

porch ninja

a lazy ninja

a ninja who is to lazy to get off the porch is a porch ninja

by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013