by mehbehreh April 29, 2016
Get the mustache mouthmug. A term to describe a woman - who's incredibly beautiful, but, her beauty is ruined by the fact that she has a horrible personality.
Friend: Stacy is hot; ¿how come you don't want to date her?
My response: she is, but, she has a face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness
My response: she is, but, she has a face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitterness
by EmJayee January 6, 2021
Get the A face full of sugar and a mouthful of bitternessmug. a phrase i came up with to describe having satisfactory conditions for having sex or watching porn/masturbating. for example, masturbating but having a bad taste in your mouth to distract you from getting off is NOT porn mouth. however, having no distracting residual tastes in your mouth would be porn mouth. this can also be applied to other things like: having just come out of the shower clean and bacteria-less, having just brushed your teeth or washed your hands.
me getting ready to dj the vj but remembering i just ate some sour cream pringles: damn it, i can’t do this, this isn’t porn mouth.
by JeisterKeister September 19, 2022
Get the porn mouthmug. by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker April 27, 2024
Get the rattle mouthmug. Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.
Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."
by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008
Get the Computer Mouthmug. by 4t53w4t3tg35ryg35ryg May 17, 2023
Get the Wet mouthmug. by rgndvo May 9, 2021
Get the Bow mouthedmug.