jake andrews

the hottest kid in the world, tall, plays baseball, has hit brown hair

jake andrews is the hottest kid ever

by Jonper April 29, 2021

Jake

A traitor from middleschool, yes I remember JAKE you expected me to forget, who cares its been 20 years, you BETRAYED me!

Remember that jerk, Jake from middleschool?
Yeah didn't he tell your c-
SHUT UP YOU'RE JUST LIKE HIM

by TherealOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET August 27, 2019

Jake

A man or woman who acts like a cock sucking piece of shit that can only get fucked by using dirty macking tactics.

Damn Larry is such a Jake, he told my girl sum bullshit about the party last weekend.

by North sider tumtum February 8, 2022

Jake Paul

The biggest retard ever. Who thinks he is rich but lets be real here he's not.

Dude, you just pulled a Jake Paul

by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019

jake zannoni

Braking two bones back to back in a one and a half month time span.

“Aww man I heard you broke your other wrist, man you really pulled a Jake Zannoni.

by Jake Zannoni September 22, 2020

Jake Paul

Click bait, literally just clickbait
Money too lol
Also if you watch him you need to go to the hospital

Person 1: Hey bro
Person 2: Wassup
Person 1: What's your favorite youtuber?|
Person 2: Jake paul
Person 1: 💀

by fdsokjgdfjkpgcdslkç May 11, 2022

JAKE E 7 zero seven 7

A better Minecraft username

Person A: JAKEY7077
Person B: It’s JAKE E 7 zero seven 7 dumbass

by Sykq April 21, 2021