A Mini Cooper. Given that these cars are almost exclusively purchased by hipster douchebags, you will almost always see them being driven in an inconsiderate and often deliberately-illegal fashion.
by NonPC Fox September 3, 2016
Get the Douche Coupe mug.Someone who is either: (A) absent minded on a continuous basis with little awareness of their lost and impotent communication, or (B) lacking skill, talent, and/or knowledge while communicating with little to no insight, conviction, or passion, or (C) simply a boring dumb-ass who is flat out uninteresting and whose words are classically predictable sayings, cliche euphemisms, and lowlife observational remarks that begin a chain of awkward and idiotic, downhill conversation.
Last night, I began talking to this gorgeous girl; however, right away I noticed that I made the classic mistake by judging a book by its cover. Every word she spoke made me feel stupider and I realized this douche bag was truly a blank book with a thin candy shell.
What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
What a douche bag that guys is! He interrupted me to yell orders for a drink, paid for it, and then walked away from the bar empty handed, completely forgetting his drink.
by NMFSD February 20, 2011
Get the Douche Bag mug.Male: Ed Hardy (or Abercombie) t-shirt wearing, studed rhinestone pocket jeans, white sunglases at night clubs, unibrow, hair bushing out of their shirts, armpit smelling STD guy with bad breath who chases you around and thinks they are a stud!
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
Female:Loud, trying not to have a unibrow, obnoxious skanky fat whore with half her fat ass hanging out creating drama where it is unneeded while pretending to be a good girl for mom and dad while she spreads her STDs all over town. AKA Kardashian
Both Male and Female are full of shit (themselves), hence douche bag. Both Male and Female need to douche themselves. Both Male and Female love to reproduce other little potential douche bags that will follow in thier douche bag steps
One could say, "Hey Kardashian, stop Kardashianing yourself around. However, a better sentence frame would be, "Hey douche bag, stop Douche'n yourself around."
by petitions/no-more-kardashian November 15, 2011
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Get the Woosh Douche mug.A person who appears cool and normal at first, and then, unexpectedly, reveals a decidedly douchey character. Common exhibitors of stealth doucheness are outside sales representatives, apartment leasing managers, college fraternity presidents, and automotive salesmen. While more commonly seen in males, females may also exhibit stealth doucheness, yet females with the condition are typically referred to as backstabbing beyotches.
I thought Sam was cool at first. He always brought beer to the office party and looked the other way when I was cruising online instead of working. But the dude is a stealth douche - he suddenly ratted me out to HR and now I'm on probation.
by sorkab August 4, 2010
Get the stealth douche mug.(n) a douchebag president at the end of his term who often writes a pile of executive orders directing agencies to act in an overbroad and tyrannical fashion.
Dude1: Obama's gettin' a little crazy at the end of his third term.
Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
Dude2: First of all, it's his second term; it just SEEMS like three terms. Second, he's a lame douche, so now he can be himself and do what he really wants.
by RobinGoodfellow1 July 31, 2016
Get the Lame douche mug.Awkward and contrived personal flourishes in written communication as a sign-off. Typically used by douche bags as a signal of their self importance. Mainly found in emails, but also text messages, chat and old fashioned paper letters. Typically take the form of letters or symbols, but occasionally, as with The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, leverage wholly new iconography or imagery.
"Did you see Duane's email signature? "Ci@o" What the fuck is that at sign about. What a douche flourish."
by Burt's Bees Knees September 25, 2013
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