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donkey 12 

come sit on my donkey 12 Carice.
donkey 12 by XO_bish November 6, 2015

donkey crying 

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.
Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."
donkey crying by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016

donkey shopping 

Man, I was donkey shopping last night and scored some sweet ass.
donkey shopping by Pseudosaint October 6, 2016
A not so good looking & slutty gal you might target at bar closing time or date/screw when you are desperate.
Dude, did you see the donkey that Patrick took home last night?
Donkey by Stewie374 July 14, 2016

Donkeybuttface 

You donkeybuttface idiot!

donkeybuttface 

You donkeybuttface