Dog itch

Something you find on the side of the road that someone has thrown out on the trash.

“Where did you get all that dog itch?”
“Did you not see that pile back there on Poplar Avenue?”

by KimberKelsey December 31, 2018

Dog Creeper

A mild form of stalking which occurs when a dog makes its owner feel uncomfortable by acting weird, sketchy or creepy; staring at the owner for extended periods of time, following the owner from room to room, always wanting to be in physical contact with its owner, obsessively licking and smelling the owner, physically crying when the owner leaves the home.

My Chihuahua is such a dog creeper. Every time I look up she is always close by, sitting and staring at me.

Seriously, my dog must be the creepiest dog creeper ever. I would let her sketchy ass sit next to me all the time if she didn't act all creepy when she did. Bitch is always licking on me like I am a lollipop, and of course you can see in her eyes that it turns her on.

by mydogsgonecrazy November 7, 2012

Mahi Dog

Noun:

- A carnivorous mammal that typically works like an animal.

- One who works both hard and persistently.

B1: Hey man, my plan for Monday was to wake up early, hit the gym, then get into work before anyone else. Are you in?
B2: Damn, mahi dog!

by Maks96 November 28, 2022

Dog Syndrome

A real thing that happens when people are adopting a dog and if it is big and black it will often be passed over for a lighter dog.

Dog syndrome is a real problem

by ghostbb8 January 22, 2021

dog nuts

a term of endearment, a put down, in reference as you being equal to a dogs nuts. a real winner.

Shut your mouth dog nuts. Ol dog nuts over here.

by dude22 October 11, 2005

dog hickey

a type of hickey given to Luke by his dog

Example Conversation
Me: Luke whats dat mark on ya neck
Luke: its from a bike stack
Me: awww man you got another hickey from ya dog again
Luke: maybe
Me: ewwww you gross fat cunt! u love dog hickey

by Edu October 20, 2006

butter dog

A mainly Japanese pursuit in which liberal amounts of butter (slightly warmes) are smeared on a bird's minge, and a dog (normally a Golden Retriever) is then brought in to lick it off.

Miss Yang took great pleasure in introducing the Tupperware Party to Butter Dog.

by White WeeWee January 26, 2005