Chocolate Covered Cherry

This is when you first perform anal sex on a girl, then take her virginity, thus covering the cherry with chocolate.

In an effort to gain the full porn star experience, Dakota asked Craig to give it to her in the ass before popping her cherry, thus was born the chocolate covered cherry.

by Reed and Matt January 12, 2004

Chocolate Ass Cream

This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo

My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper

by icchie March 8, 2009

Chocolate teapot

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.

PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....

by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004

chocolate glazed cruller

When a woman or homosexual man takes a dump after receiving a load in the tuchus which is covered in said load.

Oh man...I bet your mom took a chocolate glazed cruller after I dropped a sperm bomb up in her poop chute.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

Chocolate chip cookies

The most best sensation of your life.you should try it.dont like them well fight me.JK hehe

I love chocolate chip cookies my momma makes them real Gucci

by Dino’s November 18, 2018

Chocolate Cookie Jar

When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.

I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.

by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011

chocolate chip muffin

Jesus in your mouth

Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?"
Thomas: "Yeah...no homo"
chocolate chip muffin*

by BadaBadaBingBangBang October 21, 2011