country bear jamboree

An orgy attended exclusively by large, hairy, gay rednecks.

I looked into the barn and saw Uncle Jesse was having a Country Bear Jamboree.

by Someguy9346 December 1, 2013

pooh bear swag

When someone walks around with just a top on and not a bottom. Like Pooh bear.

Just answer the door with a bowl of cheerios and your pooh bear swag, and you'll never had to deal with Mormons or Jehovah's Witnesses again.

by billyjoelcoverband January 12, 2013

Mountain Bear Trap

When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.

I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.

by CommieTrex March 6, 2022

ansy poo bear

ansy poo bear is the alpha , ansy poo bear is everything 🥺😈

omg my little ansy poo bear

by mylittlesusling June 16, 2021

Mexican Bear Fight

A special drink where smart people drink an Irish Car Bomb, followed by a Jägerbomb and then a shot of Tequila in rapid succession.

Let's get a round of Mexican Bear Fights with Jonathan.

by Dedering September 2, 2016

Inverted Pooh Bear

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while her partner pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.

Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"

by Meeeeech April 4, 2007

Teddy bear Asshole

A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.

One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.

Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.

"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."

"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.

by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011