stapple apple

a homosexual

man 1: hey stapple apple
man 2: hey tigression

by penis man strikes again June 20, 2022

Bad Apple Syndrome

The inability so see nuance in a situation, only seeing things in black and white, similar to the popular YouTube music video, “Bad Apple!!” It is commonly associated with a lack of media literacy.

Guy 1: Why don’t people on twitter understand that just because sans isn’t overly emotional and edgy, that doesn’t mean he doesn’t care about anything at all.

Guy 2: Its because they have Bad Apple Syndrome.

by GuyWhoWritesInUrbanDictionary September 29, 2024

chucking an apple

To throw a fit.

Barney's mum told him to stop eating or he will get fat but then he started "Chucking an apple"

by vangeli._ April 26, 2016

Living Water Candy Apple

n. The sexual act of having sex with a girl who is menstrating and getting blood onto her vagina, then at her orgasm pulling out and smacking her with your testacles.

Dude I had sex with Brittney the other night, when I saw she was on her period, I pulled a Living Water Candy Apple on her!

by P.O, E.S, E.L January 08, 2012

fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning your sanity

Person 1: hey fanny apple!
person 2: banana anus isn’t it 2am?
person 1: yep but i’m not tired

by cupcaitt December 18, 2019

fanny apple

a fanny apple is what you call your friend at 2am while questioning life
choices

Person 1: you’re such a fanny apple caitlin, lololol

by cupcaitt December 18, 2019

Floating Apple

A middle-aged, overweight woman who dresses in alarmingly-bright floaty dresses.

The family BBQ was more chillaxed and meaningful until Aunty Floating Apple turned up with a wineglass in hand....

by JustSayingAs Your MammaWould February 17, 2023