Guaranteed money

Money that you would likely earn if you're not a self sabotaging fool who blames everyone else for your own idiotic actions.

By fining Antonio Brown, the Raiders voided the $29.125 million worth of guaranteed money in his deal.

by DMOzone September 7, 2019

epic swag cash money

Used to define a relatively spectacular moment.

Jim Bob Carrie: My wife just got pregnant! I'm going to be an uncle!
Pim Lob Sarrie: YO! That's epic swag cash money!

by Hunterry April 22, 2022

Jj money

How to secs mom and dad go hard with hard rock chicken and kid made and his name is kanye goodbye

Yesssssssir jj money

by JOENEONAWSESOME January 24, 2021

Beach Money

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.

“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis

by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024

National money day

National money day is a day for those who don’t have a valentines and say fuck that and dedicate that day to getting bands

Jason:hey dude do you have a valentines?

Scrim:fuck a valentines it’s National money day I’m getting bread

by gyTg(tTg55^7 January 29, 2023

money

it's all you fucking need

boy: oh a penny on the ground
me: get out my house it's mine! it's my money

by baconkiller21 March 1, 2018

Money Yacking

1) When someone gives up money for an awful reason(ex.to silence someone, to cheat on a significant other and paying someone)
2)When someone gives away money greedily or to flaunt in the higher wealth (ex.celebrities spending high amounts of money to brag about it and not for a considerable reason)

1)“Sean was Money Yacking and ended up spending over 1 million dollars on a Rolex just to flaunt it on social media”
2)”Aiden was cheating on Sandra and was Money Yacking with a prostitute”

by ND1299338 February 18, 2025