May 2nd

National give your girlfriend/crush chocolate day.

Him: I bought you a box of chocolate!

Her: Thank you, but why?

Him: its May 2nd, national give your girlfriend chocolate day dummy.

by Tarzan loves khloe February 6, 2023

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may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

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may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023

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To masterbate to completion on a Livestream without realizing the camera is on.

This is a reference to the time a streamer named DSPGAMING accidentally streamed his pre-stream jerk session. The event occurred on May first 2016 earning it the name the incident of May first.

Hey, did you see that Richard had a May 1st Incident yesterday?

by Review Phil USA February 26, 2023

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Dirty Mai

A girl namen "mai" that turns horny often. When she turns horny you can call her a dirty Mai

Mai: Fuck me daddy
me: Stop acting like a dirty mai

by SENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN March 14, 2023

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May Jailer

May Jailer is the name Lizzy Grant named herself before choosing the actual name Lana Del Rey. By this name, she also recorded "her first album" named Sirens who is played on acoustic guitar.

-"May Jailer is my favorite singer !"

-"Who's May ?"
-"It's of course, Lana Del Rey !"

by elisabethshark April 1, 2023

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