popular monster

It obliterates you, disintegrates you, annihilates you when you are about to break down. Often replaced by "Jugular Hamster" , "Binocular Master" , Tubular Pornstar" and so on.
Stranger: Are you a Popular, Popular Monster?
Popular Monster: I'm a liar, I'm a cheater, I'm a non-believer.
by zsirsiraly October 02, 2020
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bald monster

A pedophile who tortures children. Usually bald and maybe some facial hair. Looks like a normal person normal but is not.
Mother: OH NO! IT'S A BALD MONSTER! GET THE KIDS AWAY!
Bald Monster: come here little kids :)
by dragoJim February 13, 2018
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Lake Erie Monster

Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011
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The Luke-Ness Monster

Luke P. from Hannah’s season of the bachelorette. Someone who makes everything about them and snakes their way into every conversation.
“I’m not gonna let the Luke-Ness Monster snake his way into Hannah’s heart.”
by Mtessa17 June 18, 2019
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monster can cock

A giant dick that ejects funny tasting semen
"Owen has a monster can cock"
"How do you know"
"Don't ask"
by Smilingreaper420 April 10, 2024
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cuddle monster

harleigh reece olivia hunter morrow
harl doesn’t get cuddles until she admits she’s the cuddle monster
by themagicaldonke February 28, 2025
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