Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022

primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.

After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.

by Texas Bill December 15, 2015

fart buckler

Someone who is incredibly annoying, but also loveable.

My little sister is a fart buckler!

by Urfavjigaboo May 1, 2022

Jizz Fart

When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out

Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.

by Keith Smith-Wood October 14, 2023

Fart Probation

The period of time when you cannot trust fart because you had what you thought was just a far, but it was a shart or worse

Oh man, I need to find a toilet, I'm on fart probation since I sharted yesterday.

by Fartprobation April 18, 2022

Hoodedman farts

A guy that wears a hood and does farts that stink like raw cat shit also looks like a hippie with a handle bar moustache

LengthyJA: Holy shit I can smell raw cat shit that hippie looking guy with the handle bar moustache must be doing the hoodedman farts

Girthy L:Yea it’s definitely him it’s not me
LengthyJA: why you looking so sheepish?

by Lenthyja March 2, 2021

Fart Code

It’s like morse code but in farts!

“No one understands me and Billy’s Fart code!”
“Talk in fart code so they don’t understand.”
“Give me the test anwsers in fart code when we take the test.”

by Puagrace October 3, 2018