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by I eat poop 69 December 23, 2021

Vagina

I don’t have one so this doesn’t really mean anything is it like a butthole?

Woman: I have a vagina

Man: I have a penis
Woman: I think mine fell off

(laughs sexually)

by Rotten_Cum December 18, 2021

Vagina en lata

Palabra española para traducir fleshlight . Son artilugios para la masturbación masculina que se llaman así porque simulan una vagina metida en una lata.

Desde que se compro la vagina en lata ya no usa las manos para darle al manubrio

by Ithil32 December 9, 2016

Mangled vagina

Mangled vagina: an over the hill, wrinkled, 50÷ y/o prostitute who has no skillset other than fucking or being punch fisted for income.

Kerry has a mangled vagina and is a mangled vagina.

by GamerzAnonymous February 21, 2018

vagina glue

A gooey mix of semen and vaginal wetness.

My girlfriend and I made a hefty batch of vagina glue last night.

by jmanbro January 31, 2016

vagina funeral

When something's a major turn off for a someone( mostly girls).

Nate was being a total vagina funeral when he started dancing.

by mariee me May 16, 2014

Scrotal vagina

When one scrunches up the skin of the scrotum to make a mass of loose skin and then pushes their finger in to create the effect of a beefy vagina. Why one would do this remains one of life's great mysteries.

Me: Look at my scrotal vagina.
Wife: Why?

by Psuedomatt July 23, 2017