“Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.
Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂
by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018

by JarvisBro August 1, 2021

ahh toes, the ten (or however many you have) short and stubby things on the end of your feet that help you do... wait, what DO they help you do?
by Save the turtles sksksksks January 29, 2020

A new and improved name for a “pocket pussy, fake ass pussy, or jerk stick.” Referring to the toe like appearance of the female organ.
“Yo bro I found your fuckin faux-toe under my bed!” “That guy looks like he has a collection of faux-toes to use on himself.”
by Macho Camacho January 21, 2023

I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.
by Richard Kimble February 28, 2011

When you shit and one half is touching the toilet water while the other half is still attached to you
by MissDiva December 26, 2024
