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Horse Toothin’

Practicing the art of laziness of the body and mind.
Tell Lonnie to stop horse toothinaround!! He’s always late!
by Podney Reete March 11, 2024
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Horse Juggler

This is the name given to circus performers who perform genital stimulation to multiple male horses simultaneously.
"Oh did you did you see Gary last night doing his dance moves? He sure looked like a horse juggler"
by Dannas p train September 6, 2016
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Trojan Horse Scandal

Islamists in Brimingham High Schools? Tell me something I didn't know!
"This school isn't infiltrated by hardline Islamists, is it Abdul?"

"No sir"

"Do you think it is part of the Trojan Horse Scandal Mohammed?"

"No sir."

"What about you Peter, you evil piece of infidel shit who's screams of agony in the fires of hell will help me reach orgasm when I make those 72 virgins the cheapest slags around?"

"... Allah Akbar?"
by Legolas Redbard March 4, 2016
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book horse

Meaning of a book horse is that of some one who loves books and is always serious when they are in thier studies and trying to get thier job done.
Twlight Sparkle is such a book horse .
by Wonder Sparkle November 26, 2017
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Horse Pearl

A lump of fecal matter trapped in the back of the a horse's throat.
I went all the way to England to chocke on a horse pearl. Please, forgive me, Charles. I have lied to the family and wish to leave this damned land.
by Dudebruh42 July 4, 2020
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horse

Horses are the best animals!!! They are so majestic, kind, and caring. They are great companions. The only downfall of having a horse is they cost a lot of money.
Look at Suzy! Her horse is so pretty! I bet her parents are rich.
by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019
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Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.
Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”
by LTG69969 January 16, 2024
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