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sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!
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Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock
Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while
by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017
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Himalayan Wool Sock

A soft condom like tube knitted from the pubic hair of the women of the Kumaon tribe. Known for its insulating qualities. Its generally used by someone to transport a Himalayan Handbag to their willing recipient.
I made Jim a special Himalayan Handbag, but since he lives so far away I carried it to him in a Himalayan Wool Sock so it would stay frozen.
by Nightprowler69 April 7, 2021
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Cum sock

Depending on how recent it is it could be a Dry but flexible sock or a damp sock in your laundry basket often fapped into cause he saw his sister's titties.
by Shigarakiscumsock December 3, 2020
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sock and buskin

the theatrical profession; drama.
Aspiring to be a part of the sock and buskin, she enrolled in acting classes and dreamt of one day gracing the stage.
by Arminkshipper July 17, 2024
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Hotdog socks

"tf is Hotdog socks"
by socks, Hotdog April 24, 2014
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to sock

An alternative form of masturbation, where a participant or participants, places his penis or their penisi into a sock & masturbates.
'Cor! Wot a sock session that was! Are we able to sock again?'
by chris tafari December 7, 2022
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