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pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
by Sexydimma May 27, 2021
mugGet the pigs don't flymug.

Pig-Tailing

When you have your back to your partner but you put your finger on ass like a tail, and your partner grinds on it like it’s your dick.
Ask Smarty about pig-tailing
by Dax_inferno May 15, 2018
mugGet the Pig-Tailingmug.

silver pig

When you’re having sex with a girl and when you’re about to cum you stick 3 fingers in her ass, making her squeal and then you cum all over her.
Guy 1: how was that chick you took home last night?
Guy 2: yea it was great until a gave her the silver pig.
by PokiMiddd February 16, 2022
mugGet the silver pigmug.

Pigs

The unknown intermediary host of the coronavirus in the movie Contagion.
The WHO trip to China seemed more like a trip to defer suspicion to China and make China the enemy than a trip to get to the bottom of the mystery of where the virus started to spread like wildfire. Pigs would be as unwitting in their role of spreading a manufactured virus as they would any other kind of virus, just like bats and most humans. These animals would do the weaponizing of the virus for somebody who wanted it spread, to where nobody would have to weapinize it. A lot of medical suppliers and healthcare industries have benefitted from the virus financially, and they're not the only ones who have. Many governments have nearly taken totalitarian control of their populations, and have justified all of this by pointing to the virus as the enemy of the people. Even if people get vaccinated, they can still die from the virus, so the Machiavellian sense of hope and morale boost that came with the long wait for and arrival of the vaccine is something to take with a grain of salt, and question, just like anything else coming from an authoritative source.
by Solid Mantis March 5, 2021
mugGet the Pigsmug.

Pig

Pig
by LargeBird August 16, 2023
mugGet the Pigmug.

Wizzle Pig

When you eat a can of spam and then pee in it, close it up, and put it back on the shelf.
Was my meat wizzle pigged? Can you put wizzle pig on the grocery list?
by Pensyl Creek rookies August 25, 2018
mugGet the Wizzle Pigmug.

Guinea Pig

Guinea POGGG IS FAT POTAT. looks like furry potato.
by CrunchayMaster123 July 19, 2023
mugGet the Guinea Pigmug.

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