cold cream

When you ejaculate inside a girl or guys butthole but is ice cold. It’s pretty much a cold cream pie honestly.

Mmmmm hit me with some cold cream daddy UHHHH.

by The Crimson Tampon January 18, 2018

Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020

Cream Dream

A man crush.

A man a straight guy would go gay for.

Finding out a handsome male celebrity is gay/bi.

Me: Jefferey Dean Morgan is an amazing actor, he’s badass as Negan, bro.

Friend: Hell yeah, dude! He’s my cream dream.

by KidVicious666 November 2, 2021

Cream and cut

The act of having intercourse with someone, solely to reach an orgasm and immediately leave.

Yo bro Tammy told me to come over but I’m not trying to stay there with her nasty ass house so I hit a cream and cut.

by J. Tipsy July 2, 2024

Moonbeam Ice cream

Noun/Verb

See definition: Soaking

Ashleigh and Elijah attended Brigham Young University and sheepishly asked Joseph to be their bed jumper when planning a moonbeam ice cream session together.

by Opossum Princess June 4, 2025

cream poozled

A fancy cumshot

Emily goes out with a rich man, so she got cream poozled.

by Natypoopoo April 10, 2023

Ice cream grade

Used in rock climbing to mean the climbing grade that's just above your max grade. If you send this grade, you have to buy ice cream for all your friends who were with you at the time (to say thank you for supporting you).

Friend 1: What's your ice cream grade, dude?
Friend 2: 5.15c bro

or
Friend 1: I just sent my ice cream grade! It was an awesome, overhung 8c+ with tiny crimps.
Friend 2: Congratulations mate!

by Jeffffffo November 3, 2025