douche bag

somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about. often think that they are on good indoor soccer teams but in actuality the team sucks balls

Jake is a "douche bag ". BONESAW is champion and not for gays. which is why Jake is not on BONESAW.

by spiritofpre March 14, 2009

douche-esque

Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.

by jenna9887 August 21, 2008

Douche Giggle

What Earl says when he is about to go play with himself after he gets done playing the sex part on saints row 2

OMG I feel like such a DOUCHE GIGGLE

by bl00m0nst3r January 17, 2009

douche canoe

Someone too busy playing on their phone to pay attention to darts

Hey douche canoe! It's your turn!

by mcsdarts October 21, 2014

Crooked douche

An individual who far surpasses typical douchery. Usually shifty and shady in behavior. One who usually is emotional less and insensitive to others feelings. They are often also irrational and downright mean.

Yo Jaime your a crooked douche!

by EB1234 November 15, 2013

oreo douche

A dumb bitch that won't share any Oreos.

Example:
Guy 1: Don't be such a Oreo douche.
Guy 2: no! There my Oreos!

Don't be such a Oreo douche.

by spodermen sweg unite April 14, 2015

douche drown

to wade too deep into your own bullshit and stubbornly refuse to admit it.

Rachel Dolezal and Donald Trump are willing victims of douche drowning.

by Irie Zozobra August 13, 2015