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Turd murgan

A small child who aggravates the shit out of you.
Give me back my phone, you turd murgan!
by Trollerfromhades April 27, 2016
mugGet the Turd murganmug.

Kerim the turd

He is bald, one-legged guy with rotten teeth and the ugliest motherfucker i’ve ever seen in my life.

He tried to kill himself many times because he is always rejected by women, even by his own daughter, who is the biggest whore in turkey.
Look, it’s kerim the turd aka the bald ogre
by nobody.22 January 16, 2025
mugGet the Kerim the turdmug.

Pussy Turd

A person or thing that shouldn't be found in a certain place under normal circumstances. Something out of place, unexpected.
"I walked into the office to find that pussy turd Yanisse making himself a coffee. What was he doing here? Isn't he based in the Marseille branch? Please don't tell me I have to work with him today."
by Celtic Worrier February 26, 2025
mugGet the Pussy Turdmug.

Turd Creeper

A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
by IcoinTerms June 15, 2023
mugGet the Turd Creepermug.

Turd

The better name used by people who don't want to say her actual name because she just dosen't deserve it.
It's Amber Turd from now on.
by marrynikole June 11, 2022
mugGet the Turdmug.

Turd Saw

A tool used for chopping up a stubborn, oversized dung that refuses to flush. Coined by Mr D Theakstone circa 2023.
Fuck me, that log is going nowhere. Gonna need to borrow next door’s turd saw”
by Flick-A-Turd May 7, 2023
mugGet the Turd Sawmug.

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