turd jouster

male homosexual

San Francisco is full of turd jousters

by DavidHChrist March 31, 2021

Turd Lancer

(Derog.) A person or concept that catapults shit. Usually something displeasing.

Dood 1: So you wanna come party tomorrow night?
Dood 2: Can't man, boss is making me work for someones shift.
Dood 1: What a Turd Lancer!

by AfroNinja April 1, 2008

Turd hustler

Bottom feeders.
The GOP.
Maga Cultists.

Misinformation/defamation.
Trolls.
5 of the 9 SCOTUS justices.
Trump's fucktard children.
The entire state of Florida.
Tucker Swanson Carlson.
Conspiracy theories.
U.S. Postal Service.
Vladimir the Coward Putin.

Ukrainian civilian: Here comes the Russian Army!

Ukrainian soldier: Fuck those turd hustlers!

Insurectionist: Oh we invaded the Capitol on Jan. 6 and posted it all over social media because cheeto baby jesus told us to!
FBI agent: What a bunch of turd hustlers...

by Asymmetric shits for trump October 19, 2022

TURD SPIRIT

THIS IS THE TERM USED FOR THE GAS LEAKING FROM YOUR ASS ALSO KNOW AS A FART. THIS IS THE SOLE OF YOUR POOP THAT'S BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AS THE "TURD SPIRIT". FLYING AROUND THE AIR TERRORIZING ANYONE WHO STANDS IN ITS WAY!!!

LET YOUR TURD SPIRIT BE FREE!!

by POOPMASTER G May 15, 2009

Turd

A word used to describe a fat smelly person

E.g Oscar is a fat turd

by Corromaster123 October 29, 2020

Turd Gambling

Two white Honda Civics racing at a red light.

You tryna do some Turd Gambling?
Nah I’m good thank you tho.

by Gavvihn June 3, 2022

Turd

Word people use in replacement of shit when they are too scared to swear

One peaceful day at fight club

*John throws a right hook and gives Bob a black eye*
Bob: You freaking piece of turd!!!
John: excuse me? Freak? Turd?
Bob: yea, my mom would kill me if I said a bad word
Bob’s mom from the audience: FUCK YOU, YOU TATTLETALE!!! SNITCHES GET STITCHES!!!!

by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022