Rusty Waffle Maker

When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.

This dude asked if I liked mud pies, then proceeded to demonstrate a Rusty Waffle Maker.

by felix badcock March 31, 2024

Rusty

You are very shy and have 3 younger siblings who you find very annoying. Once you stop being so shy and people get to know you, you can be really sweet. Your favorite foods are Chicken and Macaroni

Rusty doesn't want to hang out with me.

by Frozenfan724(9) June 20, 2021

Rusty Scupper

When a man removes his woman's colostomy bag and proceeds to give her a rimjob via her colostomy hole.

Dude! I was with this lady last night and she wanted me to give her the old Rusty Scupper! Laid her bag by the table and went to town, licking on that side hole!

by BusterHeiman July 1, 2021

Rusty

the coolest person you will ever meet like EVER. talks a lot so sometimes it’s acceptable to tell him to shut the fuck up but if you like listening then trust me you will never get bored. Has a lot of things on her mind hahaha...

“who’s this annoying bitch? she won’t stop texting me...”

“oh... that’s just Rusty, ignore him.”

by rusteesp00n July 12, 2021

The Rusty McNiff

When you give a redhead female a rim job while you bang her with a potato.

I was hanging out in Ireland at a pub saw a beautiful redhead, brought her home and gave her the Rusty McNiff.

by Deez Nutz 0331 January 29, 2026

Rusty Centipede

A sexual action, similar to rusty trombone, but performed by three people, in which two people eat the third's ass and give them oral (suck their dick if male, eat their pussy if female).

"You my favorite rapper now, yeah dude, I better be / Or you can suck my dick and eat my ass, rusty centipede"

by YaBoi2xO January 31, 2026