8 Second Rule 

In any 80's movie two characters will stare at each other for exactly 8 seconds, at which time they will either start making out or fighting. This happens in 99% of all 1980's movies.

Jamie: Yo did you watch Blade Runner like our philosophy instructor told us to?

AJ: Yeah! It totally obeyed the 8 second rule!

Jamie: I know! It happened 3 times!

AJ: Yup, one fight scene and two make out scenes!

8 Second Rule by Gomer B. January 19, 2011

6-Minute Rule 

The 6-minute rule declares that at the precise moment you begin to have fun, you only have 6 minutes left until some jackass or jillass comes and ruins it either intentionally or unintentionally.

"oh joy, after 3 hours of grinding I can finally start enjoying this game.."
-4 minutes later-
*BZZZZTTTTT*
"FRIGGIN DOORBELL!!!!"
also, 6-Minute Rule

6-Minute Rule by ~Mad September 25, 2012

5 Second Rule 

The window time a hot female has to make her point before a guy shifts his attention to her rack.

Hot Girl:I just read this book on feminist movement and realized how poorly men have treated women over the past century.

Hot Girl:Hey! Are you listening to me!

Guy:Oh! I'm sorry babe 5 second rule.

5 Second Rule by Midorisan October 18, 2012

The 10% Rule 

When two friends of opposite sexes are simply friends and not fuck buddies or whatever people fantasize about in their twisted heads.

Dude, my friend and I are definitely not following the 10% rule. We have sex like every other day.

The 10% Rule by the10% October 23, 2012

5 second rule 

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

5 second rule by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Runescape 

Runescape was a major chunk out of my life(4 months), the only reason I kept playing was because my friends started playing. The game was a lame semi-addicting game, well atleast to me it was. Im sure there are alot of pushover gamers that have no idea what "real" games are on runescape and alot of the other MMORPGS you see these days. If you want a decent MMORPG try Shattered Galaxy (SG), great game, and you are aloud to get addicted to it without become a total jerk. ^_^

Friend: Hey wanna play runescape???
Me: Nah..that game was nothing more than a one night stand.

Runescape by Fuckthepainaway January 20, 2005

Rule 85 

All buttons, valves, switches, latches, must be pushed.

Big red button? Rule 85.

Rule 85 by The Master's Challenge January 20, 2009