That typical day of the month, usually Tuesday, more common the last Tuesday of the month, when one or more of your friends (typically at least one guy called Philipp) is saying or asking very retarded questions
Hey Philipp, did you mount the new kitchen?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?
Yes it was really easy. But i spontaneously changed it for a urinal . Much more useful
Wiw is this retard Tuesday?
by Flores grup June 30, 2020
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by Lilnaggar7 October 18, 2019
A term given to one that has trouble dancing or keeping a Rhythm. Also given to those who cannot do anything at a certain pace or beat. Generally considered an insult among drummers and dancers.
Girl: -stumbles during dance routine-
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.
Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.
Boy: Why'd you stumble on such an easy thing?
Girl: -shrugs- I guess i'm Rythmically Retarded.
Drummer 1: Dude, who is that Rythmically Retarded drummer over there?
Drummer 2: Oh, he's a n00b.
by Ianyomo March 31, 2010
(Person 1) "Hey have you talked to that retarded ass bitch?"
(Person 2) "No, Who's that?"
(Person 1) "Oh its Chad"
(Person 2) "No, Who's that?"
(Person 1) "Oh its Chad"
by Mcnastydoood November 15, 2023
A term used only by the craziest people of the internet when they're losing arguments. Used to indicate that their opponent is supposedly so retarded that they cause others to lose braincells by just being nearby.
Twitter post: 2+5-3*0+6*2 = what? USE YOUR BRAIN NOT A CALCULATOR
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.
Math nerd: 19.
Nutter: Its 12.
Math nerd: No, it's 19 because of PEMDAS.
Nutter: Anything times zero equals zero.
Math nerd: Multiplication is solved first. 3 is multiplied by 0 before it can be subtracted from 2+5.
Nutter: Sure keep shining your retardation light.
by PLMMJ June 13, 2024
a place where extraudinarily cool amazing dudes with a few issues such as walking backwards into poles and retard stuff. People around this person believe they are on a constant high until they take down many redbull, V, mother, coffee and coke
guy1:ah, that kid lives in retard-vill see? he has an aura of coolness and stuff around him
guy2:HOLY SHIT DUDE your right
retard-villguy::)
guy2:HOLY SHIT DUDE your right
retard-villguy::)
by alexkbobblebreath October 04, 2008