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Real nigga

A man who has his priorities straight. Has a future. Knows what he wants. Has full education. Has his job but is in the streets without being in jail.
Aye there go sliz he a real nigga
by Turntnig June 29, 2025
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What!? For real!?

The politicians and judges who allowed them to steal it in the first place all agree that they're allowed to steal it? What a twist! That crazy that people are perfectly fine with people being lazy YouTube slobs who dump blatantly untrue things into the internet but when you do it on Urban Dictionary you just don't have rights or anything!
Hym "What!? For real!? Well it's a good thing they're not also perfectly fine with genocide and/or dystopian mind-rape surveillance apparati because THEN... We would REALLY be in trouble, right guys!? Right? ..... Guys? ...... Nah, you guys heard it.... That's crazy right!? Because then it would be like we're ruled over by a bunch of Hitlers! Oh wait... They don't yell. We'll as long as their not yelling and saying things we don't like in public then I guess they can just do whatever the want. All I can say is at least we don't have judges who are also rapist or billionaires who are also sister molesters... Then we could be in REAL trouble."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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Unless your God isn't Real

You see how God is just tool they use to steal your intellectual property and credit from you and your likeness right?
Hym "Unless your God isn't real! In which case, God didn't create consciousness and that's just an opinion you have as an incest cultist and I created AI... OR... It DID... And I STILL created AI but I also rival God."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Real Talk

1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.
Real talk: This definition is correct. Accept no substitutes.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025
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Real

You’ve smoked meth
by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025
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Real One

1. A person who is authentic when learning a language.
2. Doesn't obsess over streaks.
3. The one who has a real reason to learn (that doesn’t involve drunk quizzes at 2am).
Jiwon is a real one, she’s learning French to actually move to Paris next year. Even her phone is in French.
by realonesonlybabbel September 2, 2025
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Synthetic Realness

When something looks and feels real enough to pass… but you know deep down it’s manufactured. Can apply to AI influencers, staged “candid” photos, or that brand new dive bar that spent millions to look old and grimy.
My office has a 'fun zone' with bean bags and foosball. It’s all synthetic realness to distract from the 12-hour workdays.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025
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