Piss my dick

To piss so hard it feels like your dick will blow out like an exploded cigar

The line at the ball game was so long I knew I was going to piss my dick.

by Comic83 July 6, 2015

radioactive horse piss

Cheap gasoline, typically expiring.

"All she's fuckin got in er is some old radioactive horse piss"

by ayobigboigimmedatyumyumsauce November 2, 2018

Pinging his piss

Football term, used when a player is tikka takkaing his way around the team and dominating them anally

“Oh my god James Milner pinging his piss”

by Gaybear69 January 9, 2019

3 am piss

A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed grumbling like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. Because of this short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck over and over again.

"Dude I had an awful 3 AM piss last night I couldn't see for a fucking week."

by DolphinWalrus February 16, 2019

Piss off perry

Used as a lighthearted insult

C’mon hurry up your always late. “ piss off perry “

by Pez22 May 25, 2019

piss on it and walk away

A) what a dog does with anything it can't chew or play with

B ) a variation of 'spit on it and walk away': walk away, from any experience, even a negative one, with your head held high and move onto bigger and better things, rather than let said experience frustrate you.

In terms of anger management, our youth should learn what piss on it and walk away definition b) means.

by Sexydimma April 20, 2017

aunty piss off

An aunty who irritates you and phone's you hundreds of times .

Ugh,aunty piss off is phoning again

by 96969 May 30, 2017