by Fuckingfemalejesus April 26, 2013
Person 1: man I sware when I was 18 I lived in Awsome Town.
Person 2: Dude you were high 24/7 when you were 18.
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Dude you were high 24/7 when you were 18.
Person 1: Fuck you
by Guy who does not exist man February 08, 2011
When a person grows up in a small town and develops a fear or a belief that they couldn't handle any or all of the following: 1) Living in a large city
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
2) Attending a large institution for education
3) Attend large social events without friends or family
4) Not needing a car out of necessity for transportation
These fears also usually are accompanied by:
1) Reluctance to drive in large cities or on major highways
2) Fear of being unknown or not receiving the status, accomplishments, or recognition they are able to achieve in smaller populations
3) Reluctance to leave their home or hometown for large periods of time
4) Fear of missing out on small town traditions
These people generally believe and can see themselves marrying one of their classmates/someone they went to school with, buying a house, and raising a family in their hometown.
Jakob is afraid that if he goes to a big school that he won't get to be the quarter back anymore. We're pretty sure he's suffering from Small Town Syndrome.
by Matson12009 September 13, 2023
A deplorable sex act originated in Charleston, SC by meth addicted trailer trash in which one person deposits feces into the anus of another person. The method through which this act is achieved varies by region. The North Charleston Charley Town Swap is the most unpleasant, usually requiring tools to open the anal cavity of person A while person B squats over them like they're a dirty truck stop toilet seat and dumps into them at their leisure.
by buttdavehead May 01, 2014
by Bigboy lu lu April 05, 2019
When a poop criminal accompanied by a midget dumps in a public stall then waits for an unsuspecting individual to come along and very slyly gives them a swirly in the pot of shit then has the midget sneak in under the stall and take a shit on their head after flushing. Before they grab a breath of air. Usually a boy midget wrestling champion who was a hired hand.
Unsuspecting individual: Boy that town was a crazy town. Other individual:What happened? Unsuspecting individual:You don't want to know...
by The old world urban dictionary November 01, 2020