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Jacob

Jacob is a very athletic man that has an IQ of a dead horse. He has the skill of Messi is soccer but is three grades behind in ela and math.
Wow, look at Jacob playing soccer, I wish he was that good and ela and math.
by qewrsetdryjftukgybilhnuji;k February 8, 2024
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jacob pråhl

He’s an all around great guy with extremly good grades. He’s also an elite member of the honorary secret club D.T.S
I wish i had the same grades as Jacob Pråhl then my parent would be proud of me
by Pronkey October 22, 2019
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Jacob

A Sexy boy, you probably met him in middle school. you INSTANTLY fell in love with him
he probably has a nice dick to :)
Me: Hi darling~
Jacob: Shut up shorty
Me: (Blushes alot)
by Coco0Bugzzz May 12, 2022
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Jacob

a gay kid that had no brain. He appears famously as the Cinimon Stick on the apple jacks cerial box
by shayphlex January 5, 2022
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Jacob Micheal Taylor

A very caring and loving person with a massive dick
by Very trusted source September 21, 2021
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Jacob Sclitorous

A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)
That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.
by LaserImouto March 15, 2023
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Jacob ray berry

Is a man that have 9 inch cock and bang all the girls
by Lynjames February 28, 2017
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