mr. hair gel over-geller

a guy who over-gels his hair.

part of a commercial. budweiser's real men of genius

Hey look it's, mr. hair gel over-geller.

by kellsers December 17, 2006

Beaten like a red haired stepchild

To have had a tank of whoopass opened on oneself.

Sean just got beaten like a red haired stepchild by Gaz!!!

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

Do You Have Hair?

1) A person with funny hair, such a red hair.
2) An obvious answer.

1) Morgan Fraley DO YOU HAVE HAIR? (yes you do and it is red)
2) Are you going to the strip club? Do you have hair?

by b0wthr0wer August 25, 2005

Straight like Indian Hair

A way to convey feelings of being OK or acceptance of something.

After John took a nasty tumble on his skateboard, he quick popped back up and said, 'It's cool, I'm straight like Indian Hair.'

by Phelyx75 February 25, 2009

pool rack full of afro hair

a female hippie protestor's nether region. the pube patch is so thick, it resembles a pool rack stuffed with afro hair. also known as an earth-mama muff.

i was gonna go down on Moonbeam last night until i saw her getting out of the shower with that pool rack full of afro hair.

by tony August 30, 2004

Brush your hair with a house centipede

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up

"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"

by Your_mum69 October 9, 2020

Captain's quadruple-blade hair eradicator

Effects cannot be explained by advanced VFX in a shot where crappy VFX are present.

Or more generally, don't attribute a high-skill technique to a low-skill creator.

Look at the amateur camera shake and rotoscoping here, so by Captain's quadruple-blade hair eradicator, this isn't someone who could also do quality CGI animation.

by SomeDee May 10, 2023