He wants admun but Pleblo won't giv him it. RIP admun 1 liek a day and maybe in the next 3 decades pug might have admun somdaey.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Look at ze golden pug still a supermod. Get a lief, get admun.
by Bad shit October 12, 2017
Get the ze golden pug mug.The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.
Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".
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Get the Golden Laptop mug.The act of sucking through the hole of a freshly pierced ear of ones niece, before jewelry can be placed in the ear. Must be done at a mall. Can only be done if one does not actually have a niece.
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Get the Golden Hawk mug.A deliberate point of numbness were performance exceeds human expactations. A situation were ones drunkess off-sets a preejaculate instinct. The antagonistic sip between whiskey dick and excellence. A delicate, perfect, equilibrium between entropy and order.
matt "yo james, how did you do?"
james "brah i was drink -1 whiskey dick, i boned her like 'oh ya, me so horny, me love you long time ' no sweat we did it golden point"
james "brah i was drink -1 whiskey dick, i boned her like 'oh ya, me so horny, me love you long time ' no sweat we did it golden point"
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Get the Golden Point mug.A combination of a Golden Shower and Chinese Water Torture. Often occurs when one person has a case of dehydration either from intoxication or just lack of regular water intake while trying to perform a golden shower on their partner.
The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
The dehydration causes the regular stream to become nothing more than a similarity to a leaky faucet thus causing a slow dripping sensation throughout the duration of the act. What usually is a 30 second act can sometimes become a 20 minute episode.
Did you hear about Steven getting Chinese Golden Tortured?
He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
He was supposed to get a golden shower but Chris was so dehydrated he couldn’t let out more than a few drops at a time. It took almost 20 minutes before the shower was over.
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