B-money-stats

Fat tub of lard, typically unemployed yet justified by closing of Office Depot. Does not get to the gym much anymore, prob too busy being unemployed. Enjoys watching anime, occasionally some hentai porn. Huge dick doe.

"Going to the gym bop?"
"Na, I'm watching deleted scenes from Season 10 of Sailor Moon.
"Wow, typical B-money-stats!"

by Martinx94 May 5, 2016

luke money

A faggot! A person who says he's rich all the time but broke.

"Im getting that Ferrari in 2 weeks" say Luke Money

by JohnBryant24 June 21, 2016

Big-money Mike

Big money Mike is a term used is orange county to describe someone who is extremely wealthy. Usually the person can buy whatever he/she wants. Big money Mike's make an excessive amount of money and don't know what to do with it. Someone who makes over 100 k. Also known as a baller.

That big-money Mike is going to pay for us tonight.

by Omario516 January 21, 2018

crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.

Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money

by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016

Money

A piece of paper, touched by millions of people handing it to another person over and over again. People even will risk being punched in the face by a WWE wrestler to get this piece of paper.

"hey dude, do you see that money on top of that crane?" "Yeah, I see it; Lets get that money!"

by Gragesdor January 15, 2017

money gang shit bang

A term used to describe da thug lyfe of Runcorn

Watch out here comes the money gang shit bang

by Man Like James January 28, 2017

Crash money

When you're in a tight spot or potential legal situation with a stranger that you need get get out of quickly or a stranger you're on a date with but don't like and you want to bribe them or leave quickly on good terms you hit them with some Crash Money to exit or escape smoothly with no drama or bs following you.

My dad was in a bad accident with a car load of foreigners and he didn't want any heat from cops or trouble from them so he gave them some crash money and bolted.

I found myself on a blind dinner date with an ugly girl and wanted to bolt quickly so I paid the tab and gave her $50. And said I have to use the restroom, and slipped out the back exit and ghosted.

by Mead's Mead December 1, 2020