Full Kit Wank

A derivation of a full kit wanker, as well as being fully kitted up in the team colours of your choice (with no intention of playing a game). You are also masturbation.

Man I was dressed up ready to go and had a Full Kit Wank

by Dingo3000 May 18, 2022

The Full Franco

When you get your dick sucked for 127 consecutive hours or until it falls off, whichever comes first.

Bringing in dozens of people to fellate me for 127 hours straight is not what I meant when I told my wife I wanted to spice things up in bed, who asks for The Full Franco.

by MarzipanCollapse April 13, 2022

Full Sando

To completely go overboard with the aid of alcohol. It may also include alienating your friends through your actions and screaming the names of past flames from the rooftops of the city.

"Fuck me, bro. I really shouldn't of gone Full Sando last night. Now I have to deal with the consequences of my actions."

by TheFullSando November 4, 2022

Full Lewandowski

To be bald in the front and middle leaving only a horshoe around the sides.

He was balding, but only from the back, not the Full Lewandowski!

by MamaO November 25, 2015

Full Power Super Saiyan

The Super Saiyan form Achieved by Broly (DBS) In Dragon Ball Super: Broly. The Form has Green hair.

It’s Full Power Super Saiyan. (Yea it’s a stupid name)

by Topax February 28, 2024

Full Scroogetard

To go Full Scroogetard is when you do something shocking and horrible on Christmas.

Shane: Refuses to eat something his wife cooked for Christmas dinner and passes her up on the Yuletide snu-snu as a result.

Shane’s son: You went full scroogetard... never go full scroogetard!

by DevilRay97 December 25, 2020

Full Fernandez

Kurt Cobains Fernandez guitar that some people think has a Fender stratocaster guitar.

Kurt Cobain has a Full Fernandez!

by Shaboingo December 22, 2021