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Free rider problem

Sounds like a re-brand of Reagan's "welfare queens" but...
Hym "How is fucking YouTube charlatans using Nietzsche's work and the bible to proselytize for a religion (the truth of which) they do not believe while everyone else works and the creator of A.I. doesn't get credited or paid NOT the free rider problem in action? How is doing nothing more than reacting to other people's lives and then attaching merch to your reaction NOT the free rider problem?"

Dr. JeepJorp "It's the psychopaths! The evil deranged psychopaths that I AM NOT ONE OF (But I can't take the test because I'll cheat on the test)! They don't want me to breed! They won't to the incest cult!"

Iam "Hey! Dr. JeepJorp! Want some cinnamon toast crunch? Cus... I got some Cinnamon Toast Crunch here... I ran out of plastic spoons so... You gotta use a fork but- Hey, I got like half a giant-size box man... Get you some..."

Dr. Jeepjorp "The psychopaths want short term gratification! It's fine when Elon the retard literally engages in short term gratification with Johnny Depp's wife and literally doesn't do any of the things I say but the psychopaths!?"

Iam "Yeah man, totally. You sure you don't want any- Oh... Hey, I'm running out of milk..."

Dr. JeepJorp "Psychopaths ALWAYS run out of milk! Their machiavellianism makes it impossible for them to keep enough Mike for their guests!"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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get away scotch-free

Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.
Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.
by QuacksO April 14, 2019
mugGet the get away scotch-freemug.

chatgpt is free

passive-aggressive tone
A response for when someone says or asks something that could be very handily answered by OpenAI's ChatGPT; usually when the value or effort of a personal answer is outweighed by the convenience of one simply consulting ChatGPT.

Roughly equivalent to telling someone to "google it"
"yo ben what's dextroamphetamine? what's it for? what's it do?"

ben: "chatgpt is free bro im busy"
by hudzell November 21, 2023
mugGet the chatgpt is freemug.

free range dog

When you go outside and see a dog that's not leashed.
Bad owners and their free range dogs.
by chris-loves-feet December 3, 2024
mugGet the free range dogmug.

free gems

A sure sign of a scam. Free gem generators for mobile games never work. You will probably get a virus if you try to use one.
I tried to get free gems for Clash Royale, but now I just have furry porn stuck on my phone.
by Duck Eggs November 9, 2017
mugGet the free gemsmug.

Free

Wow! You're telling me i can earn "platinum" which is an in-game currency which can be bought real-world money buy just playing the game and selling prime parts?! Now that's free. I wish i never paid 40$ to buy that shitty game who's trying to copy but failed so hard.
by SpaceNinjaTenno November 15, 2018
mugGet the Freemug.

Free Willy

When you are at an aquarium and you unzip your pants and put your balls upright on the glass and call out 'free willy' and see if any sea creatures come up and sniff and/or lick.
*un zips pants at aquarium* places balls upright on glass... ' FREE WILLY'
by Veronica11 August 23, 2016
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