Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up

My dad left me

by Goodperson+Badperson=ME November 18, 2020

Dad

A loving,kind person that will sacrifice everything for you and usually older than your mom and stronger

Dad i need little bit more money for this.Can you lend me some. Of course buddy.

by up here November 10, 2022

Dad

Please come back.

Me: Its been 9 years dad please come back with the milk

by gdnnfh April 24, 2020

Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Squad Dad

The friend that is disapproving of almost any action and tends to have a small comfort zone.

I asked the squad dad if he wanted to come and he said we are wasting our time.

by BotMirage July 26, 2016

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features

The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021