cum well

1. A vulgar compliment for a man meaning verile.
2. A vulgar insult on a women saying she is such a slutty whorebag that if you lowered a bucket down her loose twat and raised it again it would be full of semen.

1. That Peter North is such a cum well.

2. That cheating cunt is a slimy cum well.

by beeblebrox September 4, 2005

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mentally cummed

When you have been sufficienly and generously satisfied mentally. It is the zenith of mental pleasure, espcially amongst intellectuals or it can be just some funny comment or remark said or written so well that it can can make the recipients of the remark or comment say "Well that made my day"

"Man that book by Jose was so eloquent and so fantastic, it was quite stimulating and fantastic...I am mentally cummed"

"Our math teacher mentally cummed himself when he found a type in your SAT workbook"

"Network TV mentally cums on America everyday"

by Edgar Him November 12, 2007

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Cum Conditioner

When you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of cum and it gets in her hair like conditioner

Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair

by A H Choo June 26, 2008

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cum collector

one that recives large amounts of cum on various parts of body

zoe the cum collector recived large amounts of cum in her ears and nose.

by ainollopajp August 5, 2008

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Dry cumming

It is when you jack off and before you cum ,you squeeze your dick hard so the load does not spread anywhere. It is usually done when there are no paper tissues or you are being a lazy turd.

Oh fuck, I am out of tissues. I better use that dry cumming technique so I don't wet nana's bed.

by Chelero July 18, 2016

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