Chris hurtt

Big ass forehead go get a life punk

You see Chris hurtt? Yeahhhhh how could u not with that forehead

by Rashaina August 17, 2025

Chris

Working hard and very athletic. Basically a jack of all trades

I want to Chris hard.

Chrissing hard is key to success.

by Crystalbal September 14, 2017

Chris

A fellow friend of the "Juan" species. Their common enemy is the "Sebastian" species. Chris are pretty funny, and like memes and Nintendo. They'll cheer you up when you're sad, and they're honest. But they do ghost you sometimes, oh well, it doesn't matter. All in all, Chris is a really good friend that you can trust.

Yo dude! Check out this sick meme Chris just posted!

by TheShortHispanicKid_69 January 30, 2020

Chris

A goon or a fat pig

Cool, look at that chris

by CHriskeympon June 30, 2025

Chris

Short chubby simp that blocks his best friends over a thot ugly fat girl called Natalie.

Chris is about to get five knuckle shuffled by Natalie’ boyfriend

by Johnnnnnn cennnnna September 25, 2021

Chris

A guy Aysha wants to date so bad but he doesn’t really like her like that so he’s a lame.

ayo you heard of chris?
yeah foo he’s a walking L.

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Chris

Biggest player alive. Gets alll the gorls. Chrises will normally have their first kiss when they are out of the wound and will lose their v card at the raw age of 6. Has had over 50 gorlfriends. Russian boy. Dislexic, Illiterate and has severe ADHD. Loves to race the gorl of his dreams.

"Whos that russian kid sitting on a pile of women"
"Oh you dont know him? It's just Chris doing his routine"

by garfield6969 November 2, 2021